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Dec 10

quote Marry somebody…and mooch off of their parents.

— Advice from Jacob White on being a successful writer.

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5 months ago

Nov 26

I think I probably just read the worst Creative Essay submission for this semester.

5 months ago

Nov 14

I’m supposed to meet with Liz Powell today.

I was gonna ask you guys if you wanted to make bets on whether or not she’d show up but I realized literally no one would bet on the “showing up” side.

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6 months ago

Nov 13

spammishrice:

duosscythe:

10 Best “Good Guy Lucifer” Memes : )

And he’s so DAPPER.

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Nov 11

Ryan: It feels like there's a porky pine in my throat.
Me: Porky...pine. PORCUPINE?
Ryan: Wtf ever.

6 months ago

Nov 10

j1tters:

escapekit:

Sir Richard’s Condoms: Happy Birth control day

This is so important

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Nov 09

Someday I will have time for shit like this.

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Nov 06

meagan-marie:

A.M. Inspiration

Pettin Da Fish by Mynti

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Nov 05

Yes.

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Nov 01

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