Marry somebody…and mooch off of their parents.
— Advice from Jacob White on being a successful writer.
I think I probably just read the worst Creative Essay submission for this semester.
I’m supposed to meet with Liz Powell today.
I was gonna ask you guys if you wanted to make bets on whether or not she’d show up but I realized literally no one would bet on the “showing up” side.
Someday I will have time for shit like this.